what what?

The Blues PP scores 4 goals, including two by Fat Keith?

The Isles start off the season with Joey MacDonald in net?

The supposedly "vaunted" Florida defense allows 6 goals?

Alex Ovechkin plays 23 minutes and registers no points?

Jose Theodore lets in 4 goals on the first 17 shots he faces as a Cap? (Who are we kidding, this was predictable)

This could be a long and unpredictable season. It will be fun (or scary) to look at the preseason picks in April.